The Man From U.N.C.L.E.

Better Late Than Never
Size: 9KB
Date Posted: June 27, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Summary: Written for challenge #21 (middle-age) on muncle. (AU for the Return movie, but not for theseries itself.) Ten years after UNCLE is disbanded, April meets Napoleon and Illya at a reunion.

Relapse
Size: 10KB
Date Posted: July 10, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Gen
Rating: G
Summary: Written for challenge #22 (pic challenge) on muncle. Illya is injured. Napoleon has a moment of weakness.

Communism
Size: 15KB
Date Posted: July 29, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Napoleon overhears a couple of ladies discussing him...and their comments are less than flattering.

Dancing
Size: 4KB
Date Posted: August 12, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Summary: You need a summary for a 378 word ficlet? Okay...Napoleon asks Illya to dance. Or does he? Written for challenge #24 (dancing).

The Mirror, Mirror Affair
Size: 295KB
Date Posted: August 17, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Napoleon Solo likes to be appreciated by the fairer sex. His appeal and his charm are two of his greatest assets. But what would it be like if that appeal were taken away? How would he react?

Dated
Size: 21KB
Date Posted: August 22, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Illya takes a peek into Napoleon's little black book and finds something surprising. Written for challenge #25 (little black book).

After the Worst
Size: 5KB
Date Posted: February 20, 2005
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Summary: Sometimes the worst assignments didn't end with either of them waking up in the hospital.

Correlations
Size: 5KB
Date Posted: March 3, 2005
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Summary: Napoleon meets Illya's parents

The Truth as a Slippery Slope
Size: 6KB
Date Posted: March 6, 2005
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Summary: Sometimes the dangers of truth serum have nothing to do with what you know.

A Little Early
Size: 8KB
Date Posted: March 20, 2005
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Questionable consent. Personally, I think it's really, really mild, but consider this fair warning if you are sensitive about that.
Summary: Illya and Napoleon sleep. Then they don't.

Creative Accounting
Size: 4KB
Date Posted: December 3, 2008
Genre/Pairing: Gen
Rating: G
Summary: How do some of these things end up on Napoleon's expense reports?

The Request Vignettes On August 26th, for about 12 hours, I offered to write vignettes by request. Seven requests were made. These are my responses.

Supposed to Be
Size: 6KB
Date Posted: August 26, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Gen
Rating: G
Summary: Sithdragn's request. Something from Napoleon's past. I got brownie points for involving his parents.

Alternate Thursdays
Size: 13KB
Date Posted: August 26, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Shay's request. Illya is promoted to a new position which is equal in rank to Napoleon's. How does this change their personal and professional relationship? This is a big idea, so I just wrote a small, smutty slice of it.

Midnight
Size: 4KB
Date Posted: August 26, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Summary: Nicole D'Annais's request. Warm, safe, dry, with champagne and a fire place.

Partners
Size: 7KB
Date Posted: August 26, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Gen
Rating: G
Summary: mrlnpndrgn's request. Napoleon and Illya's first meeting.

Please Me
Size: 8KB
Date Posted: August 26, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Ardent's request. Smut, with rimming and possibly angry sex. I managed the rimming, but not the angry sex.

Reactions
Size: 4KB
Date Posted: August 28, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Gen
Rating: G
Summary: tyk's request. Napoleon amused by something Illya has inadvertently done and Illya less than pleased by it.

Ride
Size: 7KB
Date Posted: August 28, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG
Summary: Kellie's request. Something slashyish, with a classic sports car and a little bit of jealousy.

In Sickness...
Size: 8KB
Date Posted: March 6, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Gen/Pre-Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Summary: Set early in the partnership. A moment on a bathroom floor.

Perspective
Size: 6KB
Date Posted: March 6, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13 (or, if you're picky, there's a line or two that could count as NC-17)
Summary: Written for challenge #13 (hands) on muncle.

Waking Up
Size: 5KB
Date Posted: March 6, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: PG-13
Summary: A moment in the morning.

Voyeur
Size: 11KB
Date Posted: March 24, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Written for challenge #14 (pic challenge) on muncle. Illya sees something he wasn't meant to.

A Good Thing
Size: 4KB
Date Posted: April 6, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: G
Summary: Written for challenge #15 (1st line challenge) on muncle. A sweet moment.

Dirty Laundry
Size: 11KB
Date Posted: June 20, 2004
Genre/Pairing: Slash, Napoleon/Illya
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Written for challenge #20 (wet) on muncle. Shameless porn. Written for the wet challenge, but there is no water involved. At all.