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Limericks

by Nix
(crimsonquills AT crimsonquills DOT com)

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Author's Notes: In my personal opinion, a limerick isn't a limerick unless it's dirty. But I had fun writing the clean ones regardless.

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#1
Gibbs started out with three wives.
None of whom had lost their lives.
But the powers got bored,
Put canon to the sword,
And wife number four soon arrives.

#2
The boys thought they were being discreet,
So careful of when 'n how they would meet.
'Til the Director stepped in
And said, with a grin,
"Don't worry, I think it's quite sweet."

#3
Tony enjoys a good fuck.
Gibbs prefers him to suck.
So they take turns in bed
Between giving Gibbs head
And riding Tony until he's awestruck.

#4
Tony adores Gibbs's cock
Most of all when it's hard as a rock
But soft is nice, too.
Like after a screw
So good that he can't even talk.

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